I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.  So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'  He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.   So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!  So I called him a horse’s ---. He finished the ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!  This went on for about 20 minutes--the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  I didn't really care . . . 

My car was parked around the corner . . .     

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