Fish and Game Warden #2

A man named Joe and his friends and a game warden were involved in some friendly fishing competition in which each went to a secluded part of the lake to see who could catch the most fish. A few hours later, they returned to compare their respective catches. Joe had a stringer full of fish—no one else had anything. The next day, they tried it again, with the same result. Joe returned with another load of fish, and the others had nothing at all.

On the third day, Joe offered to take the game warden with him to show him how he managed to catch so many fish. The two went off to a secluded spot in the lake, with no one for miles around. Joe pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit the dynamite, and tossed it into the lake. A huge explosion ensued, and fish began to bob up everywhere.

The game warden was horrified!! "You can't do that!!!  Don’t you know that’s against the law? Why, I should have you arrested!!"

Calmly, Joe just pulled out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and tossed it in the game warden’s lap! "Well," Joe asked, "are you going to sit there holding that, or are you going to fish with me?"

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