Dog and Cat Theology

When a dog looks at you, he/she thinks: 

          "You feed me.  You take care of me.  You meet all my needs! 

                         Therefore, YOU must be God!!

When a cat looks at you, he/she thinks:

            "You feed me.  You take care of me.  You meet all my needs! 

                          Therefore, I must be God!!

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