Aunt Karen--A Story With A Moral

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Said the teacher, "Little Tony, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.  Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm.  Her plane got hit, and she had to bail out over enemy territory.  All she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete.  She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.   She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.  Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke.  Finally, she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher,  "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"

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